For the Ladies

[elaine]

Q. why do little boys whine? -----A. they are practicing to be men -----------Q what do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man ?---A a rumor---------------------A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband , WHOOSH immediately she had airline tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... WHOOSH... immediately he turned ninety!!! GOTTA LOVE THAT FAIRY Dear Lord, Ipray for wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if i pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. A couple is lying in bed. The man says , I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world. The woman replies, I'll miss you