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They never get old.........ever. classics

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:14 pm
by Kace
I had to share these with you all :wink:

Podge and Rodge Quotes of 2006!!
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Your're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

My mouth's as dry as a nun's crack

He's so camp, he crap tent pegs

I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes

I feel like a boiled crap (hungover)

(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

I left her with a face like a painters radio

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

A sniper wouldn't take her out

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

She had a fanny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over
the wall

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her fanny

Zip up yer mickey (Twink) - here's to 2007 !!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 3:45 pm
by elaine
John and I were up at a show in RTE before christmas , It was great i got a photo taken with them might put it up tomorrow if i get the time :D [/b]

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:42 pm
by Kace
How do you get tickets to the show ?

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:17 am
by elaine
JOHNs, DAD WAS ON THE SHOW

PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:52 am
by CJ
elaine wrote:JOHNs, DAD WAS ON THE SHOW


In case folks aren't aware, Johns (elaines husband) Dad is good old.....


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CJ