The Irish Mitsubishi FTO Owners Club

nate wrote:btw, there are 2 pulse generators in the tiptronic auto box, they work off each other.

I have a pulse generator in my car as well - it sits on the block and pokes through the bonnett - looks like a food processor and accepts all kinds of organic matierial which it turns into energy to run my car - saves on petrol costs and it goes like a rocket. Still can't get it to float like CJ's though

Myfeckin FTO wrote:Still can't get it to float like CJ's though

Heres the trick:

1. Throw the standard floor mats in the bin
2. Book a flight to Turkey
3. Buy a magic carpet
4. Chop up magic carpet and stick into footwells.

Alakazam! You're hovering your way into workover the traffic!

Bleedin' deadly.

CJ

CJ wrote:

Myfeckin FTO wrote:Still can't get it to float like CJ's though

Heres the trick:

1. Throw the standard floor mats in the bin
2. Book a flight to Turkey
3. Buy a magic carpet
4. Chop up magic carpet and stick into footwells.

Alakazam! You're hovering your way into workover the traffic!

Bleedin' deadly.

CJ

Would you need to fly over there though? Surely airmail is going to be pretty cheap - point and push

If ye're not careful about staying with the problem in hand then I'm going to have to split this topic. CJ & Kev - ye have been warned!

Myfeckin FTO wrote:If ye're not careful about staying with the problem in hand then I'm going to have to split this topic. CJ & Kev - ye have been warned!

Myfeckin FTO wrote:If ye're not careful about staying with the problem in hand then I'm going to have to split this topic. CJ & Kev - ye have been warned!

Sorry, what was that you were saying?

CJ

kevinod wrote:Would you need to fly over there though? Surely airmail is going to be pretty cheap - point and push

Right you are Kev. I was in a carpet shop in Turkey in the last few weeks and they do indeed offer mail order. If only I had realised the potential applications of said carpets

CJ a set of underbody neons with their soft glow would set off the whole hovering look.

Right - I think this topic may have to be split again.
I am trying to have a serious conversation here about how to get my car to hover - and all you guys can talk about is magic carpets.

Myfeckin FTO wrote:Right - I think this topic may have to be split again.
I am trying to have a serious conversation here about how to get my car to hover - and all you guys can talk about is magic carpets.

I'm sure you could modify the Hiro to get the car to lift....not sure about hovering though

Mustang wrote:

Myfeckin FTO wrote:Right - I think this topic may have to be split again.
I am trying to have a serious conversation here about how to get my car to hover - and all you guys can talk about is magic carpets.

I'm sure you could modify the Hiro to get the car to lift....not sure about hovering though

Just turning the top blade upside down would be sufficent I'd imagine.
I'd probably need my PPL to get around.